american idol

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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