- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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