Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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