- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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