You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Cheese

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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