Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Shltskc gw? G

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

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