Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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