- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Gay rights.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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