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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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