- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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