What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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