3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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