A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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BIG MAC'S

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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