- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

someone called someone else a frog

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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