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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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