Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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