- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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