- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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