- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man did not like this site

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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