Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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