* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Knock knock Come in

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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