Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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