- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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