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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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