- Anti Joke

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

who is not good looking? mon morello

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.