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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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