- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Flowers are colors Love me

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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