- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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