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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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