- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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