Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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