- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

homosexual rights to marriage

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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