- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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