- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I like school Said no one ever.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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