- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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