How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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