Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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