- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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