- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what do you call a black chef glendon

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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