Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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women's rights

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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you see theres this guy.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Lololol

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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