What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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