- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

noah is a scrub jungle

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's white and gluey Glue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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