Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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