it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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