- Anti Joke

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.