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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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