Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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