- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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