- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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