- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A penis walks into a bar..

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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