- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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