Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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