- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

guess what? bannanas

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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