Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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