Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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