What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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anti jokes are really funny

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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the economy.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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