- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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