a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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penis. nuff said.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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