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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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