- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

the WNBA.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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