Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Good job, son.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

a man makes a bad joke

outside your comfort zone

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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