- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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