How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

here's a joke... the american education society

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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