What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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