- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Rylan Clark

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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