- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what's white and sticky semen

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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