- Anti Joke

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

the economy.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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outside your comfort zone

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a man makes a bad joke

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp