- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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