Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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