How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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SHUT UP JP

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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