What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Corn Muffins

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

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