Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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