Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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