- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

^ That's not even funny ^

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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