- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

This isn't funny.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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