What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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