- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How you know when dislextic

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

asians have slitted eyes lol

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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