- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your mother just died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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