- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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