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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your're racist.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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