Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Anti Joke

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