- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

My mum is called Steve

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

9/11 my birthday

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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