Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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