Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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