- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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