- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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