- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

rent a cops

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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