Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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