- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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